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   عـاشـرت خلان وتخـالطـت بـاجنـاس ... مـاحـدٍ سـواك اهديتـه القلـب بـأيـدي

       وش حيلتـك لامـن تولعـت بانسـان .. ودك تشـوفـه وأبعـدتـه المقـاديـر

       اشتفـت لـك يـا فرحـة العمـر وين أنت .. يـا اللي عيـوني منـك ينبع ضيـاهـا

               أخطيت يوم إني طلبتك حنانك ...  لا صرت فاقد شي ..و شلون تعطيه

    انـا السمـاء وانتـي مثـل واطـي الأرض ... مهمـا كبـرتي فــي المسـاحـات تحتـي

   جيـت للدينـا كبير وبفـارقهـا كبيـر ... مـن زعـل مـا همنـي ومـن رضـى مـا همنـي

           ليـه احـس انـي وانـا واشـوفـك حزيـن ... قلبـي الليلـه بهمـي ممتـلي

           كـانهـا الفـرقـى طلبتـك حــاجتيــن ... لا تعلمنـي ولا تكـذب علــي

 يـا ليـت مـا اسمـع غيـر صـوتك ولا صـوت ... صـوتـك يحــرك كـل الاحسـاس فينـي

       كمـل جميــلـك وأحفـر القبـر لاهنـت ... وشلـون أعيـش بدنيـتي دون لقيــاك

          أنـا عـزاي ان الوفـاء محتـوينــي ... وان خـان غيـري بعـت دمـي ولا خنـت

أنـا  ربـتني الـدنيا عـلى جزل العطا والجود ...  ونـفسي  لـلوفا والـطيب وفـعل الخير جزامه

يـا الـلي  خـذيـتـيني  تقــاطيع وأسراب ؛،؛ لـيـتــك مـثل مــاجـاك عمــري تجـيني

الإيجابي    يفكر  في  الحل

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

  
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. RAICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
INESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

GEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
TING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.